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A writer for the Tiger Town Observer and junior at Clemson University. Joined Clemsontalk in March of 2005 in the midst of the Dr. Claw scandal. Initially planned to troll CT for several days in defense of An_observer, then quit and never return. That plan failed, however, when he realized that Clemsontalk is more addictive than heroin.

Currently serves as the CT News Editor, compiling a list of the greatest threads of each week and posting it on the front page to help the less frequent users keep up, avoid the spam, and find the funny.

One of the two pirate captains in the Great Oil Piracy Wars of late 2005, opposite of Captain Tomahawkaloogie.

Hates ninjas.

Loves the ladies.

On January 2nd, 2006, became the first user on Clemsontalk to receive 10,000 rep points.